воскресенье, 16 сентября 2012
текстAVADA KEDAVRA
Wormtail: Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must “Get Lord Voldemort’s behind.”
Voldemort: No. No. No!
Wormtail: Sorry my lord...
Voldemort: Amateur! It's “Get behind Lord Voldemort.” Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it’s up to you.
Draco: Uh... that’s not what they teach us at Hogwarts.
Voldemort: Then maybe you need a new lesson. Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse!
Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! They don’t get any worse!
Voldemort: It means no Harry, better call him a hearse…
Wormtail: Okay… he’s a hearse!
Voldemort and Wormtail: Ha! It’s our trouble-free, artillery…
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Draco: Avada Kedavra?
Wormtail: Yeah. It's our favorite hex!
Draco: What's a hex?
Voldemort: Geez kid, what the hex wrong with you? Ha ha ha!
Wormtail: Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems.
Voldemort: That's right. Take Wormtail here… Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)...
Wormtail: When I was a young Hogwarts (student).
Voldemort: Very nice.
Wormtail: Heh heh, Thank you.
Voldemort: He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed.
Wormtail: I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined... that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin.
And oh, the shame...
Voldemort: He was ashamed.
Wormtail: Such a lame nickname...
Voldemort: Yeah, Wormtail’s pretty lame.
Wormtail: And I wanted to quit...
Voldemort: How did ya feel?
Wormtail: Well, I felt like…
Voldemort: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
Wormtail: Oh. Sorry.
Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Even though you don’t shave (yet).
Draco: It means no Harry, he’ll go straight to the grave.
Voldemort: Yeah, sing it kid!
Voldemort and Draco: It's our recipe...
Wormtail: For anarchy...
All: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Welcome to the dark side.
Draco: You’re all killers?
Voldemort: We kill whoever we want.
Wormtail: Yup! Turn ‘em into rump roasts!
Draco: That’s beautiful!
Wormtail: That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
Draco: I’m so angry I could kill a house-elf.
Voldemort: Heh… we don’t need a house-elf killed… yet.
Draco: An owl?
Voldemort: Nuh-uh.
Draco: Harry Potter?!
Voldemort: No, he’s mine! Listen, if you’re going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there’s one fella that REALLY needs to… go away.
Draco: Oooh, who’s that?
Voldemort: A certain headmaster… who did you think?
Draco: Ohhhh… Wow…
Voldemort: Oh yeah… I hope you’re not chicken.
Wormtail: Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
Voldemort: This is a rare opportunity.
Wormtail: Mmm hmmm...
Voldemort: Mmmm… he’ll die with a very pleasant crunch.
Wormtail: You’ll learn to love it!
Voldemort: I’m tellin’ you kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability… Heh heh, the little muggle kind. And best of all… we’re all pureblood!
Wormtail: Ahem…
Voldemort: That is, except me. Well, kid?
Draco: Oh well…
Wormtail: Hey! Don’t point that at me!
Draco: Avada Kedavra…
Wormtail: (dying) Aaagh!
Draco: (laughing) Unforgivable, yet satisfying.
Voldemort: That’s it!
Draco and Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada --
Draco: It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore’s in his grave.
All: Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green...
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Draco: Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo…
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha!
Voldemort: That’s right… It’s the circle of death…
Wormtail: My hand hurts…
Voldemort: Be prepared… Can you feel the death tonight?
Draco: Ooo ooo ooo...
Voldemort: I just can’t wait to be king!
Draco: Avada Kedavra...
Voldemort: King… King Voldemort… that’s, that’s me… King Voldemort!
@темы:
видео,
разные разности
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16.09.2012 в 12:24-
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16.09.2012 в 12:43-
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16.09.2012 в 13:48Потрясающе!!!!
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16.09.2012 в 16:52у меня кусочек с припевом на телефоне, хочу поставить на смс
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16.09.2012 в 17:48-
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16.09.2012 в 18:27дааааа, заедает она по-страшному